January 2012
for once i dont like anyone
and its nice
Sooo uh okay the “highlight” of my year was uh no longer giving a shit about one of my bestfriends??? um yeah okay and then writing my speech for possible valedictorian-ship, then stressing out over possibly not being valedictorian, then realizing i didnt give a shit and it would all be okay and im going to die anyways and it wont matter if i gave a stupid speech full of obama quotes...
December 2011
i used to be terrified of my future and of not being in touch with all the people I’m currently friends with, But then I just got this sudden thought. I don’t really care all that much after all.
cosmo sex tip #666
when he’s least expecting it, carve a pentagram in his chest and begin summoning satan
nancygracesnipslip:
one time when i was walking down the street, a group of three 30 year old men stopped their car beside me, threw a bag of uneaten wendy’s hamburgers at my face, called me a whore, and drove off. i was 9 years old.
“Any good reason to kill yourself, is just as good a reason to not kill yourself.”
– Unknown (via insinaty)
Operator: 911, please hold.
Me: Stop murdering me for a sec; we're on hold.
Murderer: ok
person 1: hey why did the guitarist get arrested
person 2: idk why
person 1: for fingering A Minor
person 2: haha
person 1: come on that's not funny he's a fucking pedophile dude
Going to Seattle for a week whee
jmimy:
wow i’d fuckin die if i didnt have the approval of others wow yeah totally thats me
Watchvidalajuicee:
highhlife:
jhgvbzsdklvnsdovuzgsd LMAO
“DO YOU THINK THIS IS ENOUGH TO MAKE ALL DA CHRISTMAS CAKES I WAS GONNA MAKE? NO! NO”
again.
I FORCE YOU TO WATCH ME EAT ALL YOUR BUTTER
cashier: and what's your e-mail address?
me:
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me: yummigurl69@hotmail.com
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i cant see follow buttons or reblog, etc. WAT?!!
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oxycodons replied to your post: fuck you
when
Christmas day
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kimjongchristmas replied to your post: ive got dried up yogurt all over my nice blankie
that’s what I tell anyone who asks too
i love you
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ive got dried up yogurt all over my nice blankie
fuck you
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